Why the person above you should be banned

[Hayashi.226]

Who's Ned and btw you've been banned by Ned

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Nettle ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Stinging ban.

 

[The_Blacks]

Sting "Englishman in New York" ban

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for making me morose with that desert rose.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Dried-flowers ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Thorn in my side ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for tooting your own horn.

 

[a3n3a]

Banned for looting all my corn, I was going to eat that y'know.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for your withering scorn. I'm amaized at you!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned by your doppelganger.

 

[SigilFey]

(Stares back and forth between the two Jacks.) "Only the real Jack would know whether or not it is or is not potentially probable that he may or may not have already been banned! We'll settle this with an ancient challenge of wits." (Places two cups of wine in front of them.) "A battle to the ban!"

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Jack No. 1 : Banned for trying to kidnap...
Jack No. 2: ...what we've rightfully stolen.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Impasse ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for cracking down on doppler gangs.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for ganging up on the crackers and cheese.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Milquetoast ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban from the old haunted mill on the outskirts.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned because you just want the ghost all to yourself.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for lack of spirit.