Why the person above you should be banned

[cadberry]

Banned because your father doesn't know you're here

 

[superpunked2077]

Banned while I go out for ciggeretes

 

[Kaspar.Hauser]

^ Banned for spending with tobacco instead of paying child support

 

[superpunked2077]

Banned for paying child support instead of being cool and smoking

 

[Skipper_1O1]

Banned for smoking in a no-smoking area.

 

[Rowlix]

they have a funny odder..

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for keeping a pet otter.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ought to be banned.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for naught.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Knotted ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Gordian ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Banned by Harald Gord

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for heralding Gord.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Heraldic banishment: Your arms have been struck from the rolls of honour!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

'Pon my honor, I shall ban thee! I swear it on the heron!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ A ban on thee, knave -- by Her Grace's garter!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I ban thee in the name of my lady Lackadaisia, who just so happens to be the most beautiful lady in the land!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Thy lady lacks a daisy! Either swear Maid Bilberry fairest, or be banished!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for tilting at windmills.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for milling on a windy tilt.