Why the person above you should be banned

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for picking on newcomers. I bet you didn't see that coming.

 

[Steph285]

Banned on picking on the regular ban'ers. Have you no concept of loyalty?

 

[SigilFey]

...the regular ban'ers...

Would that make them...bannermen?

Also, you're banned for stealing my apostrophe and using it inappropriately.

 

[4meg]

Banned for beating a dead horse, grammatically speaking.

 

[SigilFey]

Banned for beating a dead horse, grammatically speaking.

And the pony is next!

(Bans @4meg to show he means business.)

Now, gimme back my apostrophe!

 

[Payus]

Banned by the Apostrophe Conclave. I am the only one allowed to complain about apostrophes, well... me and the lord.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Ahem...

You are under ban. You have the right to remain silent etc etc etc...

 

[Steph285]

Banned for police brutality.

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned for thinking anyone saw a thing

 

[4meg]

Banned for my own special purpose.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for no purpose.

 

[Seinjo]

Banned for being ABOVE me

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned because Cyberpunk 2077 will now be released in Sept 2020 instead of April as originally scheduled.

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[metalmaniac21]

Banned for bringing DESPAIR to this thread.

 

[Payus]

Banned for being pessimistic, at least it won't come out in 2077!

 

[4meg]

Banned for filling my glass too high.

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned for not bringing a mop and bucket after spilling that drink .

 

[VanillaDude]

I ban you because I need more posts to create threads.

 

[CyberBrett]

Well i ban you for being a noob and you can ban me back for another post

 

[Payus]

CyberBrett's bulwark, that's what we are! Ban me instead!