Archon's wings were so wide
Loud was her battle cry
Sharp was her swords
Great for fighting orc hoards
Across the battle she'd fly
But no matter how hard she tried
She still was banned and lost her pride
Don was quite a crazy fellow,
didn't react to the Nilgaardian guards at all mellow,
In a brawl he got himself,
calling a Nilfgaardian fanatic an Elf,
On top of that he made fun of Vrygheff's helm,
earning a ban to the nether-realm!
From mere existence,
Rose a don who mastered the art of pretence.
Spoke boldy he did,
Exactly what you expect of a man with his whit.
However he overstated his superiority,
And for that he got banned unsparingly