You know you've played too much Witcher 3 when...

[lamontagne]

You whistle for your horse, it doesn't show up, and you're not surprised

 

[Mygogac]

When you try to open your fridge and you light a candle instead.

 

[Deezl_V]

When you call your gf Yennifer.

And ask you friends if they've seen Ciri.

 

[Brian6666]

When you say: I'm going to play TW3 for a couple of hours, then 17 hours later you look yourself in the mirror and see a drowner.

 

[Markus6454]

when you sit at work, doing nothing but thinking only about witcher 3, how you will come back home and gonna play witcher 3, reading witcher 3 forums instead of doing your job.

this^^

 

[MetalBlood]

When you say: I'm going to play TW3 for a couple of hours, then 17 hours later you look yourself in the mirror and see a drowner.

Story of my life since may 19th.

May 19th, never forget.

 

[Vastator88]

*you need an empty bottle, but you have only a filled one; so you go to the smith, and pay him to "dismantle" it and obtain an empty one

 

[claytasha]

When you yell out your favorite elven strumpets' name instead of your wife.

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When you're being picketed at your home by the Association of Little Peoples because every little person you see you call Zoltan...

 

[CoconutChriss]

When, on a windy day, you see the trees moving heavily in front of your house and think "Well, the depiction in The Witcher 3 is quite realistic."

 

[devinireland]

You whistle for your horse, it doesn't show up, and you're not surprised

When you try to open your fridge and you light a candle instead.

When you call your gf Yennifer.

And ask you friends if they've seen Ciri.

Hahahaha, literally lmao right now.

 

[backrow12]

when walking in a park you are surprised not to see "IGNITE" hovering over the metallic retro trash cans...

 

[luc0s]

When you sit on your knees meditating every time you have to wait somewhere.

You also stop sleeping in a bed and instead sit on your knees and meditate till sunset.

 

[ZuvrikChekov]

When you start having seizures or cry uncontrollably by just the sight of a single candle.

 

[Cirivia]

You go swimming with a crossbow

Your bicycle bell is attracting goats

You browse the grocery store for hours looking for White Honey.

 

[mirakodus1]

when you think that real grass looks worse than on VGX trailer ;p

 

[zaxe3k]

When my wife's hair lags me in real life.

 

[Anelikital]

When you go for a walk and you keep squinting your eye thinking you have Wtcher senses.

When you go for a horse ride and you keep calling the horse Roach(did happen lol).

When you seriously considering to dye your hair white.

When you are in a romantic dinner with your gf and you keep trying to light the candles by saying Igni.

When you name your Cocktails after Witchers potions.

 

[PancakeXO]

- when the combat song gets stuck in your head all day & at night when trying to sleep!

 

[Bellator Pius Gratus]

- When you see a beehive, and have no second thoughts.

- When you start collecting all(!) kinds of food in your pockets.

- When your hands automatically reach for the most appropriate item(car keys, wallet, or swords, if you now happen to walk around with those on your back) and then put it away again, even before you had a chance to react. :happy:

 

[zaxe3k]

After talking to someone ya walk in a mini circle at conversation completion.