The Joke Thread

[shinobi2u]

 

[wichat]

 

[wichat]

 

[shawn_kh]

 

[AutumnalWanderer]

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[tasir]

 

[wichat]

[video=youtube;6_-xTxP1hD4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_-xTxP1hD4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[shawn_kh]

Marriage noun \ˈmer-ij, ˈma-rij\

Definition
: Betting someone half of your shit that you will love them forever.

 

[TemerianGirl]

"Geralt, catch!"

 

[EliHarel]

"I saw that. Brick killed a guy."
"Did you throw a trident?"
"Yeaa. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself safe house, or a relative close by, lay low for a while - because you're probably wanted for murder."

 

[wichat]

 

[Poppy]

[video=youtube;A-b2YNErwxw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-b2YNErwxw&index=138&list=UUJruTcTs7Gn2Tk7YC-ENeHQ[/video]
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[wichat]

Thanks @Bellator Pius Gratus

I hope you can enjoy this one too!

 

[TemerianGirl]

Spoiler

 

[Bellator Pius Gratus]

Oh I did @wichat! ^_^ I rarely venture into Community threads but when I do I always find something interesting, like this thread. Have a couple of more pages to read in it but I had to stop yesterday.
You see I laughed so hard because of jokes I got a headache. ^_^
Can't wait to contribute myself. ^_^

 

[wichat]

POLICE: "knock,knock"
Granma: Who is it?
POLICE: It is the police
Granma: what do you want?
POLICE: we just want to talk, madam
Granma: How many of you are there?
POLICE: Two
Granma: Enough to talk each other. Bye.

 

[Sephira]

Bad and old jokes time.

 

[volsung]

@Synvael

Is that what they think about Romans in Italy? Heh.

 

[Sephira]

@Synvael

Is that what they think about Romans in Italy? Heh.

Ha! :evil:

More accurate description when italians remember Romans: We used to rule the "world".

 

[Alan989]

More accurate description when italians remember Romans: We used to rule the "world".

*Whistles Viva la Vida*

:evil::rofl: