Geralt is a pretty cool guy, but every preview of TW3 leaves me with the exact same feeling: Playing as Ciri, no matter how brief, is going to be awesome. How does she measure up to our favorite scruffy medieval Batman? Pretty well, based on the FACTS below.
-Geralt can light things on fire and blow wind and stuff, Ciri can jump through time and space. She could conceivably be the one posting this right now.
-Geralt needs all manner of drugs and mutations to kick ass, Ciri remains a positive role-model for kids by kicking ass and staying sober (most of the time).
-Geralt bones a random assortment of wenches and sorceresses, Ciri almost boned a space Elf overlord (and a bandit lady, a boy who was known for jumping over rocks, and some other dudes who died too quickly).
-Geralt's horse is a horse with a name that sounds exactly the same as that of one of his friends, Ciri's horse is a mystical talking space unicorn named "Horsey."
-Geralt's name means "spear rule," Ciri's name means "Swallow," which is probably another reason why Eredin wants her (naughty boy).
-Geralt has 100 mediocre scars, Ciri has a few really cool ones.
-Geralt needs twice as many swords as Ciri to get the job done. That's math.
-When Geralt fights the King of the Wild Hunt, it's a drawn-out boss fight. Ciri, on the other hand, basically bench presses him into a river.
Plus, she'd be really popular in the current gaming climate: she's a bisexual lady with a complex personality who dresses like a normal person. That's the gender, LGBT, and feminist boxes all ticked at once.
-Geralt can light things on fire and blow wind and stuff, Ciri can jump through time and space. She could conceivably be the one posting this right now.
-Geralt needs all manner of drugs and mutations to kick ass, Ciri remains a positive role-model for kids by kicking ass and staying sober (most of the time).
-Geralt bones a random assortment of wenches and sorceresses, Ciri almost boned a space Elf overlord (and a bandit lady, a boy who was known for jumping over rocks, and some other dudes who died too quickly).
-Geralt's horse is a horse with a name that sounds exactly the same as that of one of his friends, Ciri's horse is a mystical talking space unicorn named "Horsey."
-Geralt's name means "spear rule," Ciri's name means "Swallow," which is probably another reason why Eredin wants her (naughty boy).
-Geralt has 100 mediocre scars, Ciri has a few really cool ones.
-Geralt needs twice as many swords as Ciri to get the job done. That's math.
-When Geralt fights the King of the Wild Hunt, it's a drawn-out boss fight. Ciri, on the other hand, basically bench presses him into a river.
Plus, she'd be really popular in the current gaming climate: she's a bisexual lady with a complex personality who dresses like a normal person. That's the gender, LGBT, and feminist boxes all ticked at once.