Why the person above you should be banned

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for your devil-may-care attitude.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned for your devil-may-jest attitude.

 

[.Vileblood.]

Banned because your hat is way cooler than mine

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned because unlike my hat, yours is lacking in bells.
Bear witness to my jesterly tintinnabulation! *jingle* *jingle* *jingle*

 

[mad_crease]

Ban for gonking themself

 

[Ironymaiden]

Banned for banning.

 

[RazielKanos]

Banned for banning as reason in a ban topic

 

[CiriusBlack]

Topless ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Convertible ban.

 

[Menno555]

Banned for having a weird hobby

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Oh, aren't you a barrel of laughs. Take this ban and roll on out of here!

 

[quintivarium]

You have to be jesting ban

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I don't have to jest, same way I don't have to ban you right now.
But I'm gonna do it anyway!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Superfluous ban.

 

[Mr. Newmark]

^ You don't ban Scots, it never works.
You also don't ban Irish.

So no bännü Mistah Twain [tips le fedora]

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for putting a Scottish curse on this bard's play.

 

[Mr. Newmark]

Banned for not getting drunk enough to appreciate a lighthearted joke about my forefathers.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I don't need alcohol. I AM alcohol! Thus I ban thee and cast thee down into the depths of yon beer mug!

 

[StupidAndSpicy]

Banned for having a dripping nose.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Sugar and spice means I ban you thrice!