when will bioware be courageous enough to address bestiality and objectophilia? by virtue of non inclusion in their sexual relationship sim, they are oppressing those people and pretending they don't exist!
but they did cover that stuff!
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/The_Pearl
The Warden wakes with two nugs who, when clicked on, flop to the ground lounging and produce the message, "The nugs avoid eye contact, trying to look busy." The reference in Witch Hunt with the gossiping mages regarding the Warden could be pulled from this random surprise.
The Warden wakes up in a room filled with flower pots, scarecrows, a dragon egg, some bottles of unknown fluid, a whip, a trellis or monkey bars, and a ring of practice dummies with a wooden fish statue in the middle. The Warden paces looking paranoid or utterly confused.