Maybe he's really good with his fingers? I guess you could say he got downgraded because consoles can't handle his mighty girth. Could have used foliage to mask it though.
That explains why I don't see any half Witcher half Strumpet throwing rocks into puddles in the East End!
"Are you my daddy? No? Well mate, can you explain just what the 'ell happen too me maypole then?"
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I saw a blob of something when they zoomed a mile away.. That is good enough for me..
No I'm not clicking your link.
No I'm not clicking your link.
So, CDPR downgraded the PC penis because PS4 couldn't handle the load? Explains why I always feel intimidated when I fire up the Playstation.
I bet it's gonna be the 17th dlc.
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I guess, both Triss and Yennefer are a sucker for oral then.
Geralt must be pretty careful with the swordplay, next he loses his fingers and his chances with ladies will go down.
Geralt must be pretty careful with the swordplay, next he loses his fingers and his chances with ladies will go down.
Did you really think CDPR was going to make penis? EA doesn't and neither does Bethesda.. Immediately the game would be not saleable to 21 and under.
Is that what you want?
You can't play or buy the witcher because they added a penis and now it is pornographic?
You want that?
Is that what you want?
You can't play or buy the witcher because they added a penis and now it is pornographic?
You want that?
Well, in the books Yen does mention that his fingers are quite nimble. This explains so many things now.
"Come here lad...look, before we chase off to go find Dandelion, I gotta ask -are you ok down there?
All I ever see of ya is this big ring around your mouth and you running off crying all the time."
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I heard they had to get rid of it because the manscaping was causing serious issues with Nvidia Hairworks. You think its a frame killer now.... be thankful they took it out.
I know this is an old thread, but the canonical answer from a CD Projekt red rep can be found in this < 1 year old article.
In short, Geralt doesn't lack one; we don't see one bc some regulatory authorities have more a problem w/ a character one controls being depicted, rather than simply a shot of an NPC (like in GTA V)
In short, Geralt doesn't lack one; we don't see one bc some regulatory authorities have more a problem w/ a character one controls being depicted, rather than simply a shot of an NPC (like in GTA V)
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