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Does the sexuality [of men] in TW3 offend you?

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GZulu

Senior user
#29
This thread is so made of Trolling win! I wonder if Trollolo would sing a ballad in honour of this thread?
 
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Songborn

Rookie
#30
The perfect solution that will please everybody: Make everyone equally sexy in the most ridiculous way! Everybody should have clothes that show of their midriffs/abs and pose sexily when Geralt first meets them. Vesemir? Abs and sexy pose. Noonwraith? Midriff and sexy pose. Emhyr? Abs and sexy pose. Random crowd of NPCs? Sexy poses everywhere!

(If anybody takes this seriously I might just cry. If anybody turns this in art I will cry for joy)
 
wichat

wichat

Mentor
#31
Phinnway said:
Not to mention the fact that the vast majority of monsters are clearly male AND naked. Drowners, Cyclops, Trolls, Water Hags, etc. Don't pretend like there aren't women out there who are attracted to that!!!
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Oh, Lord! Have done a personal inspection of thier...anathomy? One by one? My poor dear! That has been be worse than kill a zeugl in the sewers
 
Zanderat

Zanderat

Forum veteran
#32
bauzzer said:
Look at this guy

he is a soldier/bandit and don't wear any armor, he is LITERALLY naked!!!

is is clear cd projekt sexualized him to appeal to female gamers.

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:look:
 
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bauzzer

Senior user
#33
OP here

i have just received [mails]edit xD from angry females

this is perfect proof that we need to change gaming industry and stop oppression and objectification of males in gaming

brb making kickstarter account, send money plox
 
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Zanderat

Zanderat

Forum veteran
#35
Songborn said:
The perfect solution that will please everybody: Make everyone equally sexy in the most ridiculous way! Everybody should have clothes that show of their midriffs/abs and pose sexily when Geralt first meets them. Vesemir? Abs and sexy pose. Noonwraith? Midriff and sexy pose. Emhyr? Abs and sexy pose. Random crowd of NPCs? Sexy poses everywhere!

(If anybody takes this seriously I might just cry. If anybody turns this in art I will cry for joy)
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Although, that would make one funny helluva mod!
 
Sephira

Sephira

Forum veteran
#36
Phinnway said:
Not to mention the fact that the vast majority of monsters are clearly male AND naked. Drowners, Cyclops, Trolls, Water Hags, etc. Don't pretend like there aren't women out there who are attracted to that!!!

I couldn't help but feel that Witcher 3 was attempting to send subliminal messages that once men remove their clothes they all become a bunch of monsters.
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Indeed! Look at that!

 
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Margravene

Forum regular
#38
Phinnway said:
Not to mention the fact that the vast majority of monsters are clearly male AND naked. Drowners, Cyclops, Trolls, Water Hags, etc. Don't pretend like there aren't women out there who are attracted to that!!!
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I have a thing for Water Hags as I like them wet, but Grave Hags are still a go for fapping purposes.
 
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Phinnway

Rookie
#39
wichat said:
Oh, Lord! Have done a personal inspection of thier...anathomy? One by one? My poor dear! That has been be worse than kill a zeugl in the sewers
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Why would I do that myself? That's what I brought succubus for! ;) That, and a few other.... purposes. Doing the laundry, cooking dinner, washing the dishes, etc. It's tough not having a mom to take care of you :(

Sephira said:
Indeed! Look at that!

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Indeed! His genitalia looks like it's been shredded into 5 pieces. NOW THATS HOT! :popo:
 
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