I'm quite offended by Geralt's grouty underwear.
Also, his inability to have sex with anyone other than Triss, some prostitutes, Yennefer, and some very hard to find characters.
Dammit, where is the Casanova of old!?
Van Attre Daughters, Tomira, and Queen Bran FTW!
I'm back and forth on Cerys.
Yes, it's a little robbing the cradle and she's an old friends' daughter but you weren't THAT close.